There is a person whose name I have never mentioned on this site (and never will). She had what Michelle Bachman referred to as the enormous chutzpah to take partial credit for writing Blood Diva. Legally, I can’t stop her. We have an agreement, and she has let me post a few times on her blog (which I understand is read only by her hundreds of cats), so for that at least I should be grateful. (To read the rest of this fascinating and essential port, click the green “read more” button on your right.)