Blood Diva – the pomo erotic Marie Duplessis vampire novel, now with more opera – is going to be released in mid-August. Meantime, it’s up on Net Galley available to “professional readers.” I’m not the one making the decisions on those requests, but if you have a blog or zine or are a vine reviewer or some other special personage and were turned down by Net Galley, write me and I’ll see what I can do.
I’ve been writing and researching ezines and blogs, reaching out directly to ask for reviews. One big problem I’ve run into – a lot of places won’t even consider self-published books. Many of them used to review “indies” but stopped. The reasons were somewhat variable, ranging from no reason to lengthy explanations that usually hit on a few of the same issues – lack of quality control, overwhelming number of submissions and oh yeah – batshite crazy authors who go into stalker mode when they get less than stellar reviews.
I can’t do anything about the hordes of people publishing “books” so sucky they really shouldn’t be called books at all. I would only ask that reviewers check out the description, maybe the excerpt I have up on this blog, and see for themselves. One thing I can assure you is that you are perfectly free to trash the novel. You can pummel me (with words) as much as you’d like. I promise not to go all Greek Seaman in your face because who wants Greek Seaman in their face?
The way I figure, if you write a bad review on Amazon, no one will see it unless they’re already on the book page, and there’ll be a few good reviews to balance things out. With so many people convinced that too many positive reviews are suspect, your negative one may lend credibility. It may even be a positive review in disguise. How does that work? Easy. Let’s say you were expecting Blood Diva to be “conventional” paranormal romance and it blew up the usual romantic tropes. That might be terrible for you, but it might be exactly what another reader is looking for. Maybe you thought it would be a light comedy mash-up like Jane Bites Back, only to find there’s death and lots of sexy times that sometimes lead to death. You might be appalled, but someone else might say, “Bring it!”
Then there’s Goodreads. On Goodreads your reviews are shared with your friends. But maybe you will be so enraged you’ll write something really snarky and funny, and they’ll buy the book just to see how terrible it is. Hell, that may be the secret to the success of 50 Shades.
But my real hope is that you’ll love it or trash it on your blog or e-zine. (I won’t even hope for a print review. I stand a better chance of finding a rent-stabilized apartment in Wiilliamsburg.) Would I prefer you love it? Sure. I’d prefer you not only think it’s the bestest novel ever, but that you get all my references (including the ones I don’t even know are there). I’d like you to laugh at my jokes too. I’d prefer a comparison to Jean Rhys over one to Anne Rice, but either would be a thrill. But getting a good or even a great review is less about selling books than it is about the feeling it would give me, or as my protagonist might put it – the sentiment. Also as she might put it “sentiment doesn’t pay the rent.”
From the research I’ve done (this one article I read somewhere on the internet) bad reviews don’t hurt books. At least they don’t hurt books by obscure authors like me. According to a study written up in the Harvard Business Review, if an author is relatively unknown, even a bad review can boost sales. The theory is that the reader will remember there was a review, but not necessarily the actual content. Name recognition trumps evaluation. Of course, the study was done a few years ago and publishing changes fast, but I’m going to guess this still applies. My personal opinion (not scientific, just a hunch) is that people don’t 100% buy into the reviewer’s take. Almost any review is going to provoke curiosity, and getting the reader to even look at the book is half the battle.
Don’t worry. I am not some attention-whore planning to provoke a fight with you to milk a bad review. That’s crazy. Author explosions don’t sell books. In fact, it seems to be the absolutely best way to turn readers off altogether. People react and wind up writing parody reviews, but they’re likely to boycott the author forever. Could help boost your blog rating if it goes viral…
So here’s your takeaway: Your quiet little mention of my book, even in the context of warning readers of its suckiness will gain my undying gratitude, but I won’t thank you because even that would feel like a horrid invasion. I will totally leave you alone.
So, now that you know that I won’t break in to your home and boil your bunny, will you consider reviewing my novel?
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(Update: If you enjoyed this post, you might like this one too: http://www.blooddiva.com/how-to-avoid-negative-reviews-without-stalking-drunk-tweets-or-otherwise-making-an-ass-of-yourself/)