No, humorless fools, I do not have any real sockpuppets. No one is saying anything about my new book because — it hasn’t even been published yet!

But here are some things I hope people will say:

Blood Diva is the bestest book ever!

It’s like Dexter if Dexter were a female vampire who used to be a hooker.

Finally, vampire erotica for opera lovers!

I prefer this version of Violetta meets Germont to the original.

La Traviata with vampires!

Who doesn’t love a beautiful sociopath?