No, humorless fools, I do not have any real sockpuppets. No one is saying anything about my new book because — it hasn’t even been published yet!
But here are some things I hope people will say:
Blood Diva is the bestest book ever!
It’s like Dexter if Dexter were a female vampire who used to be a hooker.
Finally, vampire erotica for opera lovers!
I prefer this version of Violetta meets Germont to the original.
La Traviata with vampires!
Who doesn’t love a beautiful sociopath?